It’s anAL beads https://t.co/lsfVmwyH3d pic.twitter.com/3cAR6eFiDk

— Destiny. (@CoolAsPhuck) November 27, 2019

I thought I raised my kid smarter...#MyFirstParentingMistake pic.twitter.com/V5K783sWSh

— ✞ 𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ✞ (@AshleyCramers) November 23, 2019

A rotisserie chicken did 9/11. https://t.co/RThLOBgd6k

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 25, 2019

lol go fuck yourself jeff pic.twitter.com/ZPHcahdoDz

— beth (@bethbourdon) November 24, 2019

An important PSA for the holidays... https://t.co/Lw6TCVHde6

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) November 24, 2019

Remembering R.L. Burnside, born on this day in 1926 in Lafayette County, Mississippi. Here he is playing "See My Jumper Hanging on the Line" at his home in 1978. Thanks to Alan Lomax for filming this performance and @CulturalEquity for digitizing the film. pic.twitter.com/UtynqnD97m

— Dust-to-Digital (@dusttodigital) November 23, 2019

if ur having a bad day plz watch. my heart 🥺❤️🤧 pic.twitter.com/WvjKzT2ACC

— corrie (@covalliee) November 18, 2019

Social engineers can often find your usernames and passwords on social media or during our engagements. MFA can protect you from account takeover when people make mistakes. Password managers help, too. https://t.co/RPeyA3CoID

— Rachel Tobac (@RachelTobac) November 18, 2019

Computers are terrible things

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 18, 2019

pic.twitter.com/iKJ42Fp4nJ

— non-standard nerd, ¬🆗 (@brouhaha) November 17, 2019

The illustrations in this horseback riding book are making me feel weird pic.twitter.com/PxMWsXE9EY

— Alexandria Neonakis (@Beavs) November 16, 2019

Every one of his men testified against him. He’s not a hero. He’s not misunderstood. He wasn’t worn down by combat after only being there less than a week. He’s a war criminal. https://t.co/cajnbYDhRp

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) November 16, 2019

Gonna hack my car so I can drive it with this pic.twitter.com/fOKjNsaJyP

— foone (@Foone) November 17, 2019

Confirmed: #Iran is now in the midst of a near-total national internet shutdown; realtime network data show connectivity at 7% of ordinary levels after twelve hours of progressive network disconnections as public protests continue #IranProtests 📉

📰 https://t.co/1Al0DT8an1 pic.twitter.com/u6bVsfvOOm

— NetBlocks.org (@netblocks) November 16, 2019

Clouds bubbling... building... and BOOM a storm is born.

Absolutely incredible view of the Tiwi Islands off the N. Australian coast. (h/t @BOM_NT) pic.twitter.com/knD4Q8Kjsk

— Dakota Smith (@weatherdak) November 16, 2019

Remember the rules of making websites, people! pic.twitter.com/MvygadcDjk

— foone (@Foone) November 16, 2019

Roger Stone didn’t kill himself.

— NEIL MAHONEY (@NEILMAHONEY) November 16, 2019

Trying to put out a five-story blaze with a garden hose... he is the modern man. https://t.co/pldh7a0kM3

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 15, 2019

Devin Nunes said stop retweeting pic.twitter.com/0SbX9Iwkto

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) November 13, 2019

So a random number texted me and I just played along... and man fuck Bianca pic.twitter.com/7QOfuiIv16

— fati˘³˘ ♡ (@givemeyourcow) November 12, 2019

Dropped a new track today 🔥🙏🏼💯 super hyped https://t.co/Fi4OUH0aRf

— kases ⚰️ (∞%) (@Kasesmusic) November 13, 2019

“You can shoot me, but you’ll have to kill us all.”

[pause for applause]

Earpiece guy: “No one’s fucking clapping, you ridiculous monolith of dogshit. Fucking say something.”

“Something.”pic.twitter.com/NzFvBuqCFm

— 🏳️‍🌈 Max 🏳️‍🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) November 11, 2019

Black as your soul. pic.twitter.com/mEwi8niOuZ

— ⚙️ 𝖉𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖑 (@dustrial) November 9, 2019

industry: would you like to move all your code and data to a rich man's personal computer?
programmer: what no that sounds like a bad idea
industry: ok would you like to run everything in "the cloud"?
programmer: oh that sounds fluffy and nice yes please

— Computer Facts (@computerfact) November 8, 2019

Give him an accordion & he's not half bad#INDIGENOUS #TAIRPpic.twitter.com/YSYzZhbKhF

— Indigenous (@AmericanIndian8) November 8, 2019

Watch live the VDD conference in Tokyo! #vdd2019 https://t.co/ds08kpg9x0

— VideoLAN (@videolan) November 9, 2019

It took the phototypesetter about 15 minutes to typeset each screen, black pixel by black pixel, and then another 10 minutes in the fixer and developer. They were couriered back to Cupertino later that day.

— Chris Espinosa (@cdespinosa) November 7, 2019

To not have to go through that with the Mac, I wrote a program to dump screen shots (which were then stored in MacPaint format) as a bitstream to a dial-up line. On the other end was a minicomputer connected to a phototypesetter at George Litho in San Francisco.

— Chris Espinosa (@cdespinosa) November 7, 2019

This is absolutely true. To illustrate the Apple II Reference Manual, I sat for a whole day in a dark room with Keith Cassell, an Apple II, and a Polaroid camera taking physical photographs of the Sony monitor. https://t.co/tvES5u8fW4

— Chris Espinosa (@cdespinosa) November 7, 2019

#RFC1984 when police use your stored DNA to go fishing #privacy https://t.co/5NeSwFDZTy

— Esther Payne (@onepict) November 6, 2019

1970: One more lane will fix it.
1980: One more lane will fix it.
1990: One more lane will fix it.
2000: One more lane will fix it.
2010: One more lane will fix it.
2020: ?pic.twitter.com/NjS1IPORG2
via @avelezig

— Urban Planning & Mobility 🚲🚶‍♂️🚆 (@urbanthoughts11) November 4, 2019

Yo @Twitter this is unacceptable! https://t.co/EShwP1UU9O

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) November 3, 2019

How about a puzzle game where you get a couple of broken old computers and your goal is to repair them and transfer a file from one to another, overcoming obstacles like incompatible legacy file formats, storage media and weird connectors

Never mind, only I would ever enjoy this

— Slava Pestov (@slava_pestov) November 4, 2019

Use pinboard

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 4, 2019

I think things really started going downhill for Trump that day he shit in a truck. pic.twitter.com/WsjL0hEq3n

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) November 3, 2019

Me: I've lost the dictionary

Her: Can you look upstairs?

Me: I can't look up anything

— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) October 31, 2019

Hey @RandyRainbow met my 1st #desperatecheeto and it’s 5:30 in LA pic.twitter.com/OigV5pSAlc

— Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) November 1, 2019

#tbt Backstage with Charlie Hill, John Witherspoon, and Robin Williams. 📸 @LouieAnderson #thecomedystore#charliehill#johnwitherspoon#robinwilliamspic.twitter.com/zkDNgpUVW9

— The Comedy Store (@TheComedyStore) November 1, 2019

Our campaign is grassroots & we rely on platforms like Twitter to grow via word of mouth. Given this new political ad ban, can you help our team with a L/F/RT? We need YOUR help to amplify our message! #FlipTheSenate https://t.co/bFJSur8GNd

— Trish Zornio (@trish_zornio) October 31, 2019

I have been striking to #savecongorainforest for 15 days now from Uganda. I have not been able to get it to be talked about in the news sadly. Any help is welcome.

Today I strike against the 1,000km gas Pipeline that Russia is planning to construct in Congo@GretaThunberg pic.twitter.com/vgS8i47w2r

— Vanessa Nakate (@vanessa_vash) October 29, 2019

Come see the award-winning dark comedy #TheFiddlingHorse playing November 9th @ 2:30pm at @snobfilmfest!

Tickets available from @RedRiverMovies https://t.co/EzqG1IsJxY

🎻🐴 pic.twitter.com/1vW7CZqOAr

— Margrette Bird Pictures (@MargretteBird) October 29, 2019