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@billburr You can bet on whether the tangerine tyrant will be impeached :-) https://t.co/Fk31UnUekP
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RT @JElvisWeinstein: I think things really started going downhill for Trump that day he shit in a truck. https://t.co/WsjL0hEq3n
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RT @ItsAndyRyan: Me: I've lost the dictionary
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This is what happens when a white person meets a black person for the first time...
"Can I touch your hair?" https://t.co/v7tM78Gxdx
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RT @trish_zornio: Our campaign is grassroots & we rely on platforms like Twitter to grow via word of mouth. Given this new political ad banโฆ
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RT @JeffKasanoff: My friend uses fruit flavored toothpaste. How do I have him arrested?
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RT @lavendersheeps: "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog": -overdone -juvenile -has no impact or weight to it
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RT @TheUnderculture: AOC uses Twitter. Bernie Sanders uses actual birds. @JAdomian @alyssalimp https://t.co/b0AzQbyxBg
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RT @CousinBarnabas: Youโve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul. https://t.co/buldjLg92B
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RT @GovofCO: Well this is awkward ...Colorado doesnโt border Mexico. Good thing Colorado now offers free full day kindergarten so our kidsโฆ
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RT @trish_zornio: As a Coloradan, I had fun entertaining the idea that Mexico was at my doorstep. But the fun is gone. Based on past actionโฆ
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RT @stovak: You know if they had that G7 summit at Maggianos, they could family style lasagna for like $15/head. Just puttin that idea outโฆ
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RT @MattOswaltVA: I guess his other shirt, "Build the wall or I'll gargle your balls" was at the drycleaners https://t.co/fyylyIkaDK
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RT @dog_rates: This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonightโs meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, secondโฆ
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RT @mitchellh: This is a first for me. I received some spam snail mail today that was actually just a video. How expensive is this customerโฆ