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I finally made the code for this dumb thing public

I'm not sure why I even bothered since I'm completely positive I'll be the only person that ever uses it (and even me, I'm not sure how much longer, because who doesn't like reinventing stuff over and over again for absolutely no reason?) but also, why the hell not, I guess? Doesn't the world need more bad #opensource #php code? Do you want a dumb website like this? Go grab the code, and when it doesn't work, make an issue (or better yet, a pull request!) over on Github :-)